Gopu got up, slowly but steadily. “Flying...... Nimbusile.....
Come!!” Gopu said as he cried out to the sky. Booyah and Kanoli held him
back.
“You can’t go! You don’t even know the Macarena!!” Booyah cried as
she tried to stop him from getting on the Nimbusile.
“Yeah!” Kanoli joined in, “He knows way too many dances. You can’t
win!” Gopu finally got his breath and stood up. “C’mon....
think before you jump into a fight that you can’t win, Gopu.”
“I know what to do..... If I could just crush his book of 1001 dances, he’d
forget them all!! And besides, I should be able to catch him off guard.
Booyah, do you still have the Draggin’ radar?”
“Oh yeah, Hoehan had a Draggin Ball on his head! Here.” Booyah
handed the radar over to Gopu. “Wow, they’re moving so fast! My
Nimbusile moves slower than a bike without a back wheel. Hey, look, they
stopped!!”
“Yo, my jigga, that’s some sweet weed!” Everyone turned around to
see Giggolo smoking weed in the corner of the Yoshi House.
“GIGGOLO!!”
“What are you doing here, Giggolo?” Gopu asked.
“Yo, that jigga..... he interrupted the song on the radio..... I missed the
best part! The part where he says ‘Smoke weed everyday!’ Those
are the words I live by,” Giggolo said as he got up and walked towards
everyone else. “I think that if we combine our stashes of weed we could
get that jigga so high we could destroy him!”
“That’s a great plan– but I quit back in high school. You sure you
don’t have enough?” Giggolo searched his pockets and found an entire
zip lock bag of weed.
“That’s where I put that sh*t!” He exclaimed. “Let’s get going,
we need to catch that jigga off guard!” Giggolo took to the sky by
flying, and Gopu got on the Nimbusile. After .3 seconds, Giggolo was a
mile ahead of the Nimbusile, so Gopu jumped off and flew the rest of the way.
~
“STOP THAT CHILD!!!” Redditz was telling Hoehan to stop singing the
Spice Girls. “Doesn’t Krakanut ever play anything from the 70s?”
Redditz was getting sick of him and threw him in his ship and locked the door.
“A great power..... No..... The child?! It can’t be! Stupid
piece of junk. What?! Another two.... powers 322 and 334!
Krakanut’s power and that Pathetekian! But that means that it’s not
broken.... can even the child of a Say-What? have a power of 710?”
“Give me back my son!!!!” Gopu landed along with Giggolo.
“Ha. I expected so much more from you, dear brother. You
could’ve joined us! It would have been great, destroying worlds,
learning the greatest dances in history.”
“You talk too much,” said Giggolo, as Redditz saw that he and Krakanut had
already taken off their armor and weighted clothing.
“Krakanut..... your power is up to 416...... 408 for the green one..... That
won’t make much of a difference!!!” Suddenly Redditz’ elbows were in
Gopu and Giggolo’s stomach. The two jumped back and were in awe at the
strength of the Say-What? The two attacked with all their speed using
martial arts, but Redditz seemed to have blocked them both. Gopu and
Giggolo jumped back and charged at him. Redditz jumped the attack and the
two dropped to the ground and stumbled. Giggolo and Gopu took to the air
and charged Redditz again. The Say-What? charged up to ki blasts and shot
them down at the two fighters. Gopu just dodged the blast, and the other
one came too close to Giggolo and his arm was disintegrated by the awesome power
of the ki. Giggolo fell to the ground, as Redditz used the blur effect to
appear behind Gopu and kicked him right in the back.
“Behind you, Gopu!” Giggolo shouted. It was too late.
Gopu’s face was already in the grass. Gopu got up and stood by Giggolo.
“Yo, I was smokin some weed the other day and I got this great idea for a new
attack. It should work. Keep him occupied as long as you can,”
Giggolo said. “I shall need extra time since I have just one arm.”
“No problem.” Gopu charged at Redditz and hit him with several blows
as Giggolo charged up his attack. Gopu jumped back and jumped into the
air.
“Ka..... Moo..... Ha.....”
“What!! His power is up to 914!! He can raise his power by
focusing a single ki blast!” Redditz said in awe.
“WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?!” The Ka-Moo-Ha-What-Did-You-Say attack was
launched as Redditz dodged it. Gopu moved the attack to follow him.
Redditz stopped short and put his hand up. The attack blew up in his hand,
and Redditz still stood, covered in scratches with a gash in his leg.
“KUNG FOO FIGHTING!!!” REDDITZ launched a ki blast at Gopu, who took
the blast and fell to the ground. A hundred feet away, Giggolo had his
attack just about ready.
“WHAT!!!!!!!!!! POWER 1330 FROM THE GREEN ONE..... AND IT’S
FOCUSED ALL IN HIS FINGERS!!!!”
“It’s ready!!!! CAN O’ BEANS ATTACK!!!!!!!!” The
spiral ki blast shot at Redditz who had not enough time to fully dodge the
attack. It skimmed his shoulder, which was now heavily bleeding, and his
armor was completely cracked there.
“Quite a blast. Such power from such a–-“ Gopu had gotten a hold of
Redditz’ tail.
“Please Krakanut, let go!! I’ll forget all those dances, please!!
I’ll throw out my pink tutu and quit dancing school!!! I swear it!!”
Krakanut laughed at the fact that he had a pink tutu and his grip lighted on his
tail and he fell to the ground laughing. Redditz immediately kicked him in
the gut.
BBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Redditz turned around to his space pod only to see in completely shattered and a
power of 1000+ Hoehan charging at him full speed. The blow completely
shattered Redditz’ armor and he lost a great deal of power. Redditz
awakened, completely powerless, as he found Gopu grabbing his tail.
“Giggolo!” Gopu cried, “Use the Can O’ Beans again!!! This time I
won’t let go!!”
“You’ll die, too,” Giggolo warned, but he was already charging up the
attack. In about a minute, the Can O’ Beans was ready to fire.
“Fool!! You’d kill yourself to kill me?”
“That’s right,” Gopu said, gripping his tail firmer.
“Ready,” Giggolo said.
“Power level 1440!!!” Redditz said, focusing on his scouter.
“That’s greater than yours, Redditz. And that’s cause I SMOKE WEED
EVERYDAY!!!!” Giggolo fired the shot and it went through Redditz and
Gopu in a flash.
“Remember, green man,” Redditz said with his last breath, “Two more are
coming, with far greater powers than I......” Giggolo ran over to Gopu.
“Tell Pee-Pee...... that I won’t be long..... just wish me back...... tell
Gohan...... to be brave......” Gopu closed his eyes and his body disappeared
just as Booyah, Yoshi and Kanoli landed in the Capsule Boat Ship.
“What happened? Where’s Gopu?” Booyah said. Giggolo was
ignoring her.
“KillMi.....” Giggolo muttered to himself.
“Okay,” Kanoli replied, and began charging up a ki blast.
“No you fool!! The god of this planet, KillMi, he took Gopu to train in the
afterlife.”
“Oh.”
“Gopu’s son is coming with me for special training. Two more of his
species are coming in 1 year, and they have far greater powers than any of
us.” Before any of them could object, Giggolo got his armor back on and
took Hoehan by the arm and flew away, towards the desert.
“That’s not good.....” Booyah said as they still faced the dead body of
Redditz.
~
“Ahh, so you must be the legendary Gopu,” someone said. Gopu turned
around to face an old green skinned man.
“Who are you?”
“KillMi.”
“Okay!” Gopu charged up a ki blast.
“BAKA!!!! THAT’S MY NAME!!”
“Oh.”
“This is the afterlife. I have brought you here to receive the best
training in the galaxy. You shall train with the god of this galaxy.
I am the god of your planet.”
“Uh-huh.”
“Come with me now.” The two of them were instantly transported off of
KillMi’s Lookout and were transported to the greatest castle in the afterlife.
“This is the.... er..... person who decides the fate of those who die.
Er.... this person’s name is Drag Queen Mary,” KillMi said, not sure to call
him a man or a woman. There was a big 40-foot demon with a beard, mustache
and cigar...... and a ballerina outfit with a Tierra and a pink tutu. (boy this
chunk is full of pink tutu's, isn’t it?)
“Hey, sweetie,” Drag Queen Mary said, winking at Gopu.
“Ahh!!!! Can we please get started with the training?!?!” Gopu said, looking
for someplace to run to.
“Oh!!! You want to train with Prince 3.1415926535897932384626433832795?”
“Who?”
“Go ahead, you have to go down that path.” Drag Queen Mary pointed to
a door in the wall. Gopu opened the door and saw a long path. KillMi was
behind him.
“Wow,” Gopu said, “That’s almost as long as my–-“
”Achoo!!!!” KillMi sneezed. “Sorry, allergies.”
“Well, since it’s almost as long as my– -“
”AAHHCCCHHOOO!!!!!”
“Damn it, let me finish my sentence!!!”
“DON’T YOU GET IT???? THIS IS ONLY RATED TV-14!!! THIS IS NOT DBX!!!!”
(ask EvilQuatre for more details)
“Oh, then I should get started.”