GENMA'S CHEAPSKATE LEMONADE
Genma has never paid a restaurant bill in his life. Sometimes, when he's
thirsty, this is what he makes. Shampoo really hated him when he ordered it at
the Neko Han Ten. Ucchan would hide the lemons when she saw him coming.
Why not try this secret recipe from the king of frugality? Use it on dates, when
you don't like the girl very much.
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Typical Stupid Ingredients:
A glass of water
Lemon wedges
Sugar
E-Z Instructions:
1.Take the glass of water, which in most cases is free. You'll also need about a
half dozen lemon wedges. You can find this around the areas that serve iced tea.
2. Amazingly enough, this is also typically free.
3. When you sit at your table, take a butter knife and slide it into the center
of the wedge. Then squeeze the wedge as if you were trying to wrap the wedge
around the knife right over the glass of water. This will get the most juice out
of it. Repeat for all the wedges.
4. Hunt around the table for some sugar. Sometimes they are in little paper
baggies. Othertimes, there is a large cylinder with a pour spout filled with it.
In any case, you know that this is also free. Add about three teaspoons of sugar
into the lemon-water (or more to taste).
Now, you have FRESH-SQUEEZED LEMONADE! And you don't need to tip the waitress.
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