THE FORBIDDEN ART OF HOW TO HOMEBREW ALE OF GINGER

From the Secret Martial Arts Bartending School comes the toughest cocktails ever made. However, only one can be made when you're mean, lean, and sixteen. This homemade ale's got the MAXIMUM amount of alcohol available to minors. You may be a macho chick, built like a stick, dumb as a brick, thighs too thick, and can't even kick, but this one will hit you like a hyperdimensional hammer. Probably because of the sugar.
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Typical Stupid Ingredients:
Cola based soft drink (like Coca-Cola)
Lemon-lime based soft drink (like Sprite)
E-Z Steps:

1.Take a glass and add about 1/2 cup of cola.
2.Add 1/2 cup of lemon-lime soda.
3.Stirred, not shaken. Like some martinis.
4. Serve it on the rocks. (Add ice, for you non-bartenders).
5.Tastes like that ginger beer stuff, don't it?! And you thought that making delicious curry rice was amazing!