THE FORBIDDEN ART OF HOW TO HOMEBREW ALE OF
GINGER
From the Secret Martial Arts Bartending School comes the toughest cocktails ever
made. However, only one can be made when you're mean, lean, and sixteen. This
homemade ale's got the MAXIMUM amount of alcohol available to minors. You may be
a macho chick, built like a stick, dumb as a brick, thighs too thick, and can't
even kick, but this one will hit you like a hyperdimensional hammer. Probably
because of the sugar.
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Typical Stupid Ingredients:
Cola based soft drink (like Coca-Cola)
Lemon-lime based soft drink (like Sprite)
E-Z Steps:
1.Take a glass and add about 1/2 cup of cola.
2.Add 1/2 cup of lemon-lime soda.
3.Stirred, not shaken. Like some martinis.
4. Serve it on the rocks. (Add ice, for you non-bartenders).
5.Tastes like that ginger beer stuff, don't it?! And you thought that making
delicious curry rice was amazing!